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hey heads up, you've got a meeting in ten minutes
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Moved it because I'm in back-to-backs
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Jon you got me good I thought you meant me
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hey sorry i was a few minutes late, a bear got into my backyard and he and I were debating the finer points of NYC delis and smoked salmon, he was surprisingly anti schmear and wouldn't shut up about it
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This could have been an email
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Time to fire up my AI powered doppelganger. 🤖
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Turns out it could have just been an email anyway. LIKE WE ALL SUSPECTED, JON.
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Ehhh I’m too eepy for that sorry
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I don't, actually. I rarely have meetings, and the last two I had were cancelled last minute. I'm good. But that you for the heads up.
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As I learned after 25 years on the job, my responses became, “Please forward agenda.”
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It got cancelled. So I went back to sleep.
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thanks jon. we discussed safety.
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pretty amused to see this four minutes after you post, knowing that you are just reveling in leisure before the big event for five more minutes
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This is my excuse every time I'm supposed to do dishes
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I thought I had a meeting, but I got suspicious and went back to actually read the email. In full. It's next week.
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the "ding dang dung" just went off
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sorry just seeing this now
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Thank you for the heads up, sir.
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Nah, head's DOWN. It's a meeting with my pillow.
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Fuck, I saw this ten minutes too late.
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But you posted this yesterday, so I'm 23 hours and 50 minutes late now.
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