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DID YOU KNOW:
A very loud vampire is also known as a Noiseferatu. They’re called this because they are often known to take soundbites from their victims. 🙃
Ah yes, as depicted in the classic film, "Draculoud"
Jeez, somebody drive a stake through Jon's heart...
A group of noiseferatu are called a Wacken
Loud Vampire? You mean Ampires, right? Which is also what it's called when you're loud and annoying!
Noiseferatu would make an excellent name for a goth/punk band that don't take themselves too seriously
New Universal monster revealed!
jonathan h gray
An undead that attends raves is a rave-nant.
*throwing popcorn* boooooooooooo
10/10
a joke that @annaleehq.bsky.social can really sink her teeth into
RMP, 😂 i love it
You get me
I shall have this chiseled on my headstone 🪦
That Auden quote can take a hike
And a vampire who perfumes themself regularly to cover the smell of their deeds is a noseferatu. They're famous for not being able to pass through odor unless invited.
With all due respect
mr. gray, please
Please…
May I have some more?
SURE YOU MAY!!!
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It's actually a medical condition. It happens when their bat ultrasounds lose the ultra and are just sounds.
Noiseferatu sounds like a quickly cancelled 80's cartoon featuring a vampire rock star.
Jon, I know this is a bit, but that would honestly be an awesome concept for a story
Ok but a monster that eats sound and leaves strange noiseless spaces and voiceless victims has potential...
Andy Samberg is a vampire.
... Sigh. Take my like and reskeet and get out. 😂
Ha, that’s going in the Slack chan at work 😂
As a sound-based creature: im biting you im biting you im biting you im biting you im b
