I am detecting an enemy stand! There is a stand in this area, and it belongs to an enemy! I am observing that I have enemies here, and that those enemies have stand capabilities! These enemies and their stands have been identified by me! Mojo Jojo!
Oh? You are approaching me? You are moving your feet in a manner as to bring yourself closer to my position? In spite of my superior prowess in battle and your most assured demise you have chosen to bring your person in closer proximity to mine, thereby all but sealing your fate in regards to the ba
Oh God, now I'm imagining Mojo Jojo doing those mid-fight monologues that JJBA is full of (I love the series to bits, but it can be really funny how much talking is a free action in it), but because of his redundant over-talking, it's just solid blocks of text/minutes-long monologues. XD
Mojo: You see girls, you can not stop me now, for I, Mojo Jojo, have a stand now, which means even your ultra-super-powers can't touch me unless you too are also, like me, a Joestar with a stand!
Blossom: Aren't we half-siblings?
Bubblecup: Oh yeah, that's right!
[Buttercup cracks her knuckles]
Stand User: Mojo Jojo
Stand: Hey Hey We're The Monkees
Stand User: Buttercup
Stand: Riot Grrrl
Stand User: Bubbles
Stand: Digital Hardcore
Stand User: Blossom
Stand: No Doubt