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I knew this image from reddit would come in handy one day:
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I am detecting an enemy stand! There is a stand in this area, and it belongs to an enemy! I am observing that I have enemies here, and that those enemies have stand capabilities! These enemies and their stands have been identified by me! Mojo Jojo!
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Oh? You are approaching me? You are moving your feet in a manner as to bring yourself closer to my position? In spite of my superior prowess in battle and your most assured demise you have chosen to bring your person in closer proximity to mine, thereby all but sealing your fate in regards to the ba
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Oh God, now I'm imagining Mojo Jojo doing those mid-fight monologues that JJBA is full of (I love the series to bits, but it can be really funny how much talking is a free action in it), but because of his redundant over-talking, it's just solid blocks of text/minutes-long monologues. XD
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Weirdly, I don't think the dialogue would change much!
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Mojo: You see girls, you can not stop me now, for I, Mojo Jojo, have a stand now, which means even your ultra-super-powers can't touch me unless you too are also, like me, a Joestar with a stand! Blossom: Aren't we half-siblings? Bubblecup: Oh yeah, that's right! [Buttercup cracks her knuckles]
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Stand User: Mojo Jojo Stand: Hey Hey We're The Monkees Stand User: Buttercup Stand: Riot Grrrl Stand User: Bubbles Stand: Digital Hardcore Stand User: Blossom Stand: No Doubt
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This mf'er said "Bubblecup" Need to clock out, clearly.
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The fact that this guy was a child predator makes it so much worse 😭
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The sheer density of wild poses, my goodness.
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