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So here's the thing: my wife is an insane elder space demon who loves flags and I have misplaced the necronomicon containing the summoning sigils and incantation of control. There are, admittedly, some demonic flags on our lawn. This does not make me any less capable of doing my job
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jon this would absolutely make you better at your job are you kidding
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Besides, your anti-demon neighbors have been rather rude.
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I'm a justice on a court. I don't want to say which one but it's pretty big
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Ugh, if I had a dime for each time I’ve heard the “insane elder space demon who loves flags” excuse
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Alito's bald faced lying to 360,000,000 American people is disqualifying, tho. (I know, lifetime appointment. As others have pointed out, he's asking for a lifetime of being hounded by Congress for his outrageous b.s.)
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