[U.S. Postal Service]
Me: *hands over change of address form*
Clerk: Ma'am, this just says "bathtub”
Me: I live there now
Clerk: We can't send mail to a bathtub
Me: Yay
Man, would this work? Would there be a bathtub somewhere overflowing until the end of time with coupon mailers, campaign flyers & those weird handwritten letters the Jehovahs witnesses send out nowadays?