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All Netflix, No Chill | Genderless | Ex-Fall Risk Covid Cautious | Golden Knights 🏒 Ghostbusters | They/Them | 🐣

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Got into the hot tub at 3 AM, started floating and noticed the tree above is full of thousands of lightening bugs. 🥹
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mods r asleep post frog
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remember that time that columnist unnecessarily came for martin short and managed to fiercely unite the entirety of twitter in mr short’s defense
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Ken Klip going full Glenn “the far right are my friends” Greenwald
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so the u.s. post office has a true crime podcast now?
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What's the best episode of television you've ever watched? and it’s not even close.
What's the best episode of television you've ever watched?
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yeah i’m in the resistance wait lemme get my pussy hat
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[CEO in his penthouse office, rubbing his hands together]
it’s almost Christmas
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we in this household are all very excited
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lying in bed with a cool ocean breeze on my assssssssss
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it’s almost Christmas
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Go go gadget migraine prevention regime, activate!
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just me and the shit stained homies slamming beer and nachos down at the Rock n Bowl
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Got a few Alison Krauss covering songs that I love but this is a good one
Other than Hurt by Johnny Cash and any version of The Sound of Silence, what are your favorite cover versions of famous songs?
Alison Krauss and Dwight Yoakam - If I Were A Carpenter (Live)youtu.be
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If you crack your penis during reverse cowgirl it glows in the dark. Follow me for more fun tips!
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we all have that one friend who gently raps at chamber doors
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this wiener has titties
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one thing i miss about leaving the house is getting hit on by a stranger and not realizing it for like 7 months afterwards
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When I finally learn to take my glasses off before getting in the shower, it's over for you bitches
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just want everyone to think about darryl hall in this rich girl performance for a second