my first response to this was thinking it wouldn't work because he died, but he's not dead, he just stopped accepting donated turkey carcasses
www.wbur.org/news/2020/11...
A) I can comfortably go to sleep knowing that nothing on the internet will be better than this tonight
2) they scold everyone about not giving Dukakis turkey carcasses and making soup, and then they don’t give us the recipe? Come on!