Joshua (Minster of Chonks) (he/him)

@joshuaicore.bsky.social

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Four Chonks in a human suit (with hat and bowtie)

Father of GirlChild™ and BoyChild™; husband to Mrs

Sometimes gin, whisky, and food

Compromises of governance don't negate moral obligations.

Opinions my own

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NEW GIN DROP @dkbell0.bsky.social @jennyil.bsky.social @petermsmiths.bsky.social @cjones47.bsky.social @hellkitty.bsky.social

This was a good life choice

@debbiemia.bsky.social I am begging you to make better choices. Please follow my example

Seeing lots of posts with the phrase "this year of our Lord 2024" I cannot believe that I must remind everyone that neither is 2024 years old my correct age nor is 2024 years the current duration of my reign. Do better or there will be remedial math lessons for everyone

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USAF doesn't even have *any* star destroyers, poor little bunnies

I call this composition, "No @hellkitty.bsky.social , I expect you to die."

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Who made this? 🤣🤣

Energy level

I am beer is not worth walking 7 miles years old...

@johnlaroe.bsky.social @dkbell0.bsky.social @cjones47.bsky.social And the Joshua said, let there be gin

Just me and my wife and our guests singing "sweet chili sauce" as we pour the condiments into the ramekins Now you too can partake in this tradition Sweet chili sauce Wah wah wah Good food never tasted so good

GirlChild did a thing... Much pride. Such wow.

Disappointed at the resolution But when one door closes, another falls off a plane, so 🤷‍♂️

Beware the Buttercup Bois

Had a twix egg I feel nothing for the baby twix that will never be

The toast tax exemption has expired and the tax collectors are back with a vengeance

Thing tomorrow at noon. More ambiguity later.

Happy erev best effort at avoiding tax fraud day for all who celebrate

@proofofburden.bsky.social - BOGO Blizzard at DQ... Just saying...

@jennyil.bsky.social Chocolate Chonk wants to know if Gail thinks he seems sophisticated and well-educated with his new glasses...

it's not Gail and Lennie, but it's a start... @jennyil.bsky.social

GirlChild™ matched her first choice for pharmacy residencies! Celebratory day drinking and dessert eating is authorized. Random whoops and cheers may be audible across the continental US. Do not be alarmed. You may now return to your daily tasks.

Dear diary, Spatchcocking a chicken and removing the spine before roasting no longer brings the joy it used to... Am I losing my sociopathy?

Be the brindle you wish to see in the world @jennyil.bsky.social - for Gail and Lennie

Step aside Little Red Riding Hood Meet PBC, who really did wear it better

Lord of the manner Check out those from paws, @jennyil.bsky.social !

@jennyil.bsky.social Brindlepede

Evidently, this is comfortable? He was snoozing until I walked back to get the phone and snap this photo

Where there was whiskey, there was also fire ... A beautiful day to share a craft cocktail with a friend

There is no Chonk, only an accent pillow

Oreo Chonk blep brought to you by a snuggled Peanut Butter Chonk