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Also trying too hard here
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L - and I cannot emphasize this enough - OL
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Spotify ads: "Werde Lehrkraft in Brandenburg!" Me:
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if you see this, post a picture you took at sunset (I've got a few 🫣)
if you see this, post a picture you took at sunset
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Honestly this is the part making me lose my mind
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Belle & Sebastian tonight in Berlin. They put on a hell of a show It’s a weird feeling seeing a band almost 20 years after I first saw them live
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The level of projection here is just mind-boggling
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What voice should OpenAI use now that ScarJo’s is off-limits? Wrong answers only.
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Not necessarily quintessential but my favorite for entirely personal reasons (you can tell because I've saved them for 20+ years 🫣)
What is the quintessential Onion headline? The strong contender that just randomly popped in my mind is "Hank Williams Jr. Honored by Institute For Football Preparedness"
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Update: he's now licking up water off the plants 😐
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NYT Connections accidentally coming up with an amazing movie crossover
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Hats off to the Guardian for some A+ trolling here
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Not only could this fit in the backseat of a Honda Civic, but anyone with a cargo bike could easily carry eight bags of soil. 🙏
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post a PERFECT album from the 90s that isn’t nirvana or pearl jam or soundgarden or alice in chains
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He'll find a way to design the bridge so that it hits pedestrians
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Look what Germany is doing too
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Video chatting with my kids while I'm out of town