JP

Profile banner

JP

@jpbrammer.bsky.social

Writer. Illustrator. Joto. ¡Hola Papi! @Substack.
Avatar
Reposted byAvatar JP
Avatar
"It’s the sort of thing that makes Munro’s passing so difficult to accept. Her body of work holds a ferociously human heart."
Avatar
Avatar
Avatar
Reposted byAvatar JP
Avatar
hysterically laughing at so many parts of this piece that i need to see madame web…. desperately
Avatar
Avatar
Avatar
There’s a world in which they shoot Jesus with a gun and the redemption happens anyway and Christians wear golden glocks on their necklaces
I... don't understand why shooting Jesus the day before he would be executed anyway would make any difference? Like, I don't expect a lot of coherency from Christian movies, but this seems particularly theologically confused.
Avatar
Reposted byAvatar JP
Avatar
Reposted byAvatar JP
Avatar
I thought no combination of words could possibly excite me more than "they shoot Jesus with a gun" but then I saw "Heidi Montag"
Reposted byAvatar JP
Avatar
I’m in tears over how good bad this movie seems to be. I need to find it immediately.
Webheads, thank you for your support. If you loved this movie because you enjoy horrible things, might I suggest my recap of another favorite of mine, Assassin 33 A.D., a Christian propaganda film where they shoot Jesus with a gun holapapi.substack.com/p/the-christ...
The Christian Film Where They Shoot Jesusholapapi.substack.com Recapped and reviewed
Reposted byAvatar JP
Avatar
i can’t believe this has just happened to me what the actual fuck
Webheads, thank you for your support. If you loved this movie because you enjoy horrible things, might I suggest my recap of another favorite of mine, Assassin 33 A.D., a Christian propaganda film where they shoot Jesus with a gun holapapi.substack.com/p/the-christ...
The Christian Film Where They Shoot Jesusholapapi.substack.com Recapped and reviewed
Avatar
Madame Web would be a maximally traumatizing experience for such an individual
Quick question: my grandfather was murdered by a runaway falling Pepsi sign. Will this movie upset me?
Reposted byAvatar JP
Avatar
just picked up @jpbrammer.bsky.social’s latest work ❤️ so excited to dig in!!!
Reposted byAvatar JP
Avatar
I can’t get over the Scrooge detail. The absolute reach for a literary reference only to interpret in the wrongest way possible. It’s as if she were watching Murder on the Orient Express and said “Only one person can commit a murder, Poirot”
Reposted byAvatar JP
Avatar
Reposted byAvatar JP
Avatar
"Madame Web’s powers are the same as Raven’s. Not Raven from Teen Titans, but Raven Baxter from That’s So Raven. She has sporadic visions of the future, which allow her to change fate. Mostly, she is a normal woman who hits people with her car."
Reposted byAvatar JP
Avatar
Reposted byAvatar JP
Avatar
Truly, this is the only commentary needed on this film. A masterpiece.
Reposted byAvatar JP
Avatar
Reposted byAvatar JP
Avatar
"RIP, if so" is going to become a staple of my group chats, I can just feel it
Reposted byAvatar JP
Avatar
“Madame Web’s powers are the same as Raven’s. Not Raven from Teen Titans, but Raven Baxter from That’s So Raven.”
Reposted byAvatar JP
Avatar
Reposted byAvatar JP
Avatar
Reposted byAvatar JP
Avatar
“she is pregnant with IP that Madame Web can’t mention” is going to be my new introduction for everyone