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Sam

@girltalk.bsky.social

allergic to moderation; loves appointment television
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Is 'gnarly' good or bad I did not grow up around this word.
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Absolutely fucking disgusting.
I know they get rolled all the time but for the Times to get rolled by “actually they just want to reclaim the values of Western civilization as they see it … with larger families and fewer immigrants” is the Times putting the 14 words in the paper
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We're so far along in this experiment that people with upspeak have wrinkles.
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Holiday day drinking resulted in me telling relative strangers about Brian Wilson's obsession with The Ronettes' Be My Baby which is basically patriotism/pertinent to U.S. history.
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This is the Capitol Hill reporter vibe on Twitter currently
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I'm getting that liquidy phone case everyone has.
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In my world a six piece chicken nugget can't miss.
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It can literally take me six months to do something I want to do someone fix me.
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Did Houston's entire budget go to this 20 minute fireworks show.
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Trying that Van-whatever ice cream tonight because the packaging was red.
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FX goes so hard on holidays.
she died doing what she loved- trying to get abducted
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happy birthday, Bruce Springsteen
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Hot dogs and burgers on a grill aren't considered actual BBQ so I love them.
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Hello, 911! I just witnessed a murder.
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No one told it'd be SMOKEY ROBINSON at the Capitol.
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Grateful to live in a country where the president's children can sell Visas. 👀🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
Wow, real banana republic stuff. I'm glad our presidents can launder money and associate criminally without worrying about this kind of thing.
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Unironically blasting Phoebe Bridgers I Know The End.
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White-on-white always makes me feel like a painter vs. summer chic.
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Prob the only person that doesn't give a shit about pockets on dresses.
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My mother is once again complaining how we (as children) thought Disney was mid so she never got to go to Disney World.
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Me when I contemplate being legally bound to a partner:
every day i get dumber and hotter. this is how i will win.
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I'm kind of becoming an HEB person and it's fucking cringe.
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Songs that sound like this immense heat.
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“Plans are already in motion to use this new, historic court decision as a legal shield to help a potential second Trump administration implement his extreme policy agenda with less concern for rules and laws, sources with knowledge of the matter say.”
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The question was regarding blowing Trump not her political stance nor vote. The way either side is this desperate to have any flavor-of-the-week on their 'side' would be hilarious if we weren't becoming unstitched in real time.
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Remember when everyone was spazzing over a flag simpler times man.
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Today I witnessed a Boomer call several Republicans smart then whine about her $40 co-pay for her shit Medicare Advantage plan. Delusion is what you're up against.
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"In every use of official power, the President is now a king above the law."
reflecting on the immunity decision a bit, what the Court seems to be saying is that every element of the executive branch is at the President’s disposal, no matter what he wants to use it for. his motives don’t matter. the office is a weapon to be wielded however he sees fit.
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This country left women out to dry and unfortunately we're all going to pay the price.
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No, Conservatives do not 'love' the gay people in their lives. Idgaf if your teen daughter is on birth control and you love DMB. Understanding that gay married couples will lose their health insurance, adopted children and more if Obergefell is rolled back is what you need to grasp.