maz • bog witch & hag

maz • bog witch & hag

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the most confusing category for movies on Tubi is without a doubt, "Movie Night!"

slept bad, fibromyalgia kicking my ass

compromising so i may remain ricky dicky doo dah

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no babe, I love that you suck and your shits all fucked up

are you there god? it’s me, ricky dicky doo dah

Are You There, God? It's Me, Rick Astley

would you guys come get me if i was stuck in a snow globe

now that’s what i call ricky dicky doo dah

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I said STOP THE CAR

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paint a picture it’ll take longer

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i know so much more about animals than they know about me

no one wants an assjob anymore

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calling in greasy to work

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Bordighera, 1884 https://botfrens.com/collections/41/contents/1222160

call me ricky dicky doo dah today

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Choose wisely

my political affiliation is now FEDERAL SANDWICH

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There should be a refrigerator full of sandwiches at every publicly accessible Federal facility. This includes post offices, military recruiting centers, IRS offices, WHATEVER. The sandwiches are not very good, but, & this is KEY, they are absolutely FREE to anyone who wants one no questions asked

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I think most consumer goods should have a government funded BASELINE version that's either free or absurdly cheap. Bicycle? Have a shitty 2-speed. Smartphone? Right this way we cut so many corners and its slow but now you have access to the smartphone economy. Bank account? Yes we do that too.

a stranger growled at me in the grocery store yesterday. fully grown middle aged woman!

I imagine some of my favorite accounts on here hissing at strangers in public.

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YOU MUST MAINTAIN YOUR STRENGTH AND POWER! TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS.

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Rachel Whiteread, Water Tower, 1998 https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1136880

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People shouldn't be having gunfights at high noon. They should be eating lunch

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Mom says it's my turn to be the false prophet

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I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things.

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🌱 'Thorburn's Terra Cotta' tomato on toast for breakfast. Whole milk ricotta and fresh dill make it feel fancy. 😉

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“criticism of my Thing means explicit support for their Thing” Console Wars Mindset is sweeping the internet across every conceivable Thing

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are you telling me all four of them are the King of Leon?

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I met my husband scurrying through the dense vegetation of the rainforest floor