One of the things the U.S. Army excels at is neologisms like 'clusterfuck'. I don't know if the Army gave us 'clusterfuck,' but I'd be willing to bet that that's where it came from. Irregardless, if there's a contested convention, it is guaranteed to be a clusterfuck.
Having lived through the last two contested primaries, I am very skeptical that a contested *convention* resolved through back room wheeling and dealing proves a team building exercise
