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seeing lots of men wearing slutty shorts this summer we’re so back
I'm going to fight the 9 or die guy (or anyone longer than 3" lbr, that's *max* length)
We had it right in the 80s
tom selleck was so gd hot like daddy wrangle me please I'm just a little baby cow uwu
If there isn't a 50% chance of my boxers peeking out, my shorts are too long.
brother if them BALLS ain’t at risk at all times it’s over
I don’t understand quite why I laughed so hard at this but bless you.
You'd like Australia. Down here, if the inseam is longer than 5", those are long pants.
im so glad shorts are back on trend I fucking hated how every brand of shorts were knee length like tf do I look like adam sandler?? bitch I have sexy long muscular thighs I wanna show them shits
Where are these men you speak of? I need to conduct a survey on slutty shorts and the legs that come of them
I'm having a short short summer
forever sizing shorts down (because the ones actually in my size are too long)
The short inseam is (part of) why I keep buying women's shorts since transitioning. Love me some slutty inseams
My youth is back.... Yesssss. Still got the thighs.
But feck that "gowing lower" shit...!!!
Expectations vs. reality:
bsky.app/profile/vihe... J’ai fait ma ptite séance de sport (expectations VS reality)
