KIMBLY💕✨: If you see me irl you owe me $100 — Subium • Bluesky web client

If you see me irl you owe me $100

oh no 😬

Normalize giving women $100 and then walking away without bothering them.

literally just Venmo me it’s fine just add it in the notes that you saw me and are paying the kimb tax

A game of tag for the modern era.

I mean I’ll bite. More of my DMs should come with payment receipts lol

Existence is work and we should be paid like it.

THERE'S the million dollar social media idea... DMs set to Open, Private, $95 each, and closed... or whatever price you set!

why would anyone who doesn’t know you send a dm like this?? that is an unsettling af thing for any women to read. 🤦‍♀️

Idk someone that wants to go on a date 😭

i don’t understand how men work

I have no idea honestly

They don't understand how they work either.

Badly, apparently 💀

We get most of our early advice on romance from very problematic movies written by other men. Some of us never figure out to break that programming. Then there’s the whole subset of assholes.

We don’t even know :(

"work" is doing a lot of lifting in your skeet

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And like that Kimb has replace Sue Storm as the invisible woman

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