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he/him, 37yo, bi, humanist atheist

DMs are open to talk about current TV shows and Movies!

i am AGAINST spoilers of all kinds

Huge fan of the singer Poppy

obsessed with Anya Taylor-Joy

movies!

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Doctorclark @ddc.me · 1 hr
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Wicked Ho @nicebutnot.bsky.social · 9 hr
James Madison was 25 years old when he signed the constitution When I was 25 I was doing cocaine off a car key in the ladies room with my girlies
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Klovar [0 gold] (swashbuckler) @klovar.cc · 2 hr
Klovar is #NowWatching The Love Bug (1968) on #KlovarPlex #trakt
The Love Bug (1968)trakt.tv Down-on-his-luck race car driver Jim Douglas teams up with a little VW Bug that has a mind of its own, not realizing Herbie's worth until a sneaky rival plots to steal him.
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Two Turntables and a Nixraphone @nixanadoo.com · 2 hr
We made a special trip.
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Bible Blackbelt @estrusflask.bsky.social · 3 hr
They're beating your ass in the comments
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dave @daverson.bsky.social · 3 hr
dis mf never heard of milk 👇
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store-bought sugar cookies is goated when eating water insoluble sand particles is the vibe (these cookies are terrible and when you try to eat them they turn into cement paste in your mouth that is nearly impossible to swallow)
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TTRPG Class Identifier @bskyttrpg.bsky.social · 4 hr
Your current stats Class: kineticist Level: 1 Experience: 45 Gold: 39
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Klovar [0 gold] (swashbuckler) @klovar.cc · 4 hr
well.....
Avatar TTRPG Class Identifier @bskyttrpg.bsky.social · 4 hr
Your current stats Class: swashbuckler Level: 1 Experience: 4 Gold: 0
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Klovar [0 gold] (swashbuckler) @klovar.cc · 4 hr
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Klovar [0 gold] (swashbuckler) @klovar.cc · 4 hr
@bskyttrpg.bsky.social duel @kallekatt.bsky.social 15 ALL OR NOTHIN
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TTRPG Class Identifier @bskyttrpg.bsky.social · 4 hr
We are back online after about an hour of downtime. Updates - everyone has been given an additional 15 gold - experience has been balanced to account for bugs where people lost experience - a new command now exists to check if you have any outstanding open duels @bskyttrpg.bsky.social openDuels
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Minister of Loneliness @steamymac.bsky.social · 4 hr
Ran out of shampoo so I washed my hair with Ranch dressing and now these seagulls are following me around like I’m the most discount Snow White ever.
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Klovar [0 gold] (swashbuckler) @klovar.cc · 4 hr
@kakebez.bsky.social 😅 perfect 😊
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reasons you should follow me: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5.
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semiotics of film grain @jamiroqueer.bsky.social · 4 hr
my opinion of TERMINATOR 3: RISE OF THE MACHINES vacillates wildly from year to year, let's see what it is today!
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𝗖👽𝗥𝗟 @carl.bsky.social · 4 hr
It's cyberbullying your ass! It's typing weird slug slurs!
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clown gravy @clownbaby.bsky.social · 4 hr
every day i just wait for severance 2 come back :://
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daryl "happy birthday to the GROUND" bartley 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 9 hr
I know this is an obvious question, but there was SEXUAL ABUSE INSURANCE
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grooming industrial complex in shambles
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Klovar [0 gold] (swashbuckler) @klovar.cc · 4 hr
store-bought sugar cookies is goated when eating water insoluble sand particles is the vibe (these cookies are terrible and when you try to eat them they turn into cement paste in your mouth that is nearly impossible to swallow)
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Klovar [0 gold] (swashbuckler) @klovar.cc · 4 hr
now there are only 17 naked cowboys at Ram Ranch 😭
Avatar Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 6 hr
showers of gore
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Klovar [0 gold] (swashbuckler) @klovar.cc · 4 hr
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potz(er)🏳️‍⚧️🐉🦝 @feral-bear.bsky.social · 2 days
going waterboarding at guantanamo bay sounds like a really good time if you have no idea what either of those thing are
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Kalle Katt @kallekatt.bsky.social · 5 hr
Movie ruined smh
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Lauren McKenzie [free 🇵🇸] @themckenziest.gay · 6 hr
HOUSE BUNNY IS A GOSHDARN CLASSIC
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Well, the eyes are the nipples of the face. House Bunny taught me that.
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Klovar [0 gold] (swashbuckler) @klovar.cc · 5 hr
"Dial M for Murder" is a flawed film you dial phones using NUMBERS you dummy: not letters 😤
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Klovar [0 gold] (swashbuckler) @klovar.cc · 5 hr
the first 100 gold wager duel is gonna be noteworthy 👀
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juno. stump ($190/$250) @juno.bsky.social · a day
R A T B EE F
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nora neurosismancer 🏳️‍⚧️ @neurosismancer.gay · 5 hr
catgirl catwife smoking the catweed that turns you into a cat
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⠀🐄⠀ @tweedle.bsky.social · 1 mo
magical girls based on different types of mint. yes Spearmint has a Spear. they have an elderly sensei type character and her name is Menthol and she smokes like crazy which yes will eventually be incorporated into her badass transformation during the S2 finale.
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Klovar [0 gold] (swashbuckler) @klovar.cc · 5 hr
mcdonalds should include dildos and butt plugs and vibrators and lube with their food. call them fappy meals 😏
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Hesse 🏳️‍⚧️ [Rizzler of Dorley 👒] @thatdoll.online · 5 hr
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