The aquatic plant scientist is experiencing perilously high salinity levels, likely due to lack of reproduction-interested females within the radius of his toxicity.
That is to say, dude is salty bc he ain’t getting any (And he ain’t getting any bc he’s a douche).
I would say 3 things to this man.
1) If reproduction over fatherhood is your goal, donate sperm.
2) If love and companionship is your goal, treat women like your equal.
3) If you just wanna get your rocks off without attachment, just ask your queer friends for toy suggestions, we got you.
