Mike Drucker: damn, dude — Subium • Bluesky web client

damn, dude

I really wish he would come over here. One of the best things about early Elon-Twitter was when he fucked up the algo which accidentally ended up boosting menswear guy into everyone’s feeds.

Might be how he came across mine, but I was damn happy to follow him!

Same

I just realized this yesterday when I looked at his wiki page. (Due to his incredible thread roasting Milo Y)

he has an account but i don’t think there’re enough dumbasses here to dunk on

The idiots get filtered out quickly. Turns out not as many people are willing to play cover for them here (good)

Oh... SURE there are.

I think that must be how I started following him, which, yes, one of the only good things about Elon twitter

Sometimes, you just wanna be witness to a murder.

"I'd say it's death by misadventure, officer."

Completely unrelated, but the phrase 'death by misadventure' sparked a memory, and I had to dig up this gem from the late 80s/early 90s, so thanks for that! youtu.be/AuOB0hVOOXM?...

'Death by Misadventure' by Lenny and Ziggyyoutu.be I want a death by misadventure Wanna die face down in some dude's pool Not gonna kick in my sleep lyin on my dentures When I die Jack it's gonna be real cool...

Nice! It's the best sounding cause of death, because it feels like it's implying morbid hilarity.

back when i played Destiny all the time maybe 50% of my deaths were from miscalculated jumps or falling through some random piece of geometry that was borderline out of bounds and i became very familiar with the "Death by Misadventure" screen and the hilarity of someone being Bad at Platforming

It totally does. I've had a couple of IRL close calls that would have qualified, and it's a combo of 'this is gonna hurt, but not for long' and 'this'll make for an interesting obituary, or a good story'

Swinging at the menswear guy? That's a suicide

Suit man killing em

I wish he stopped posting on the nazi site, but I guess it's like shooting fish in a barrel over there for him

Every time I go to the Nazi site he's having fun and owning people so I guess he's getting what he wants out of it

Let’s be happy for him! 😅🤗

The aquatic plant scientist is experiencing perilously high salinity levels, likely due to lack of reproduction-interested females within the radius of his toxicity. That is to say, dude is salty bc he ain’t getting any (And he ain’t getting any bc he’s a douche).

I would say 3 things to this man. 1) If reproduction over fatherhood is your goal, donate sperm. 2) If love and companionship is your goal, treat women like your equal. 3) If you just wanna get your rocks off without attachment, just ask your queer friends for toy suggestions, we got you.

🏆🏆🏆

Bingo

Dude that was fired by The Blaze for SA has weird thoughts on women. Huh.

wait how do we know this

www.thedailybeast.com/conservative...

The Blaze Fired Right-Wing Podcaster After Sexual Assault Accusationwww.thedailybeast.com Schaffer’s firing came after a weeks-long investigation into an allegation he had groped a colleague’s breasts without her consent, a source with knowledge told The Daily Beast.

ok but that's not the same guy is it?

If you look at who he's originally talking about and the name underneath, it's Elijah Schaffer. The guy that says the original thing about women's hair not the lawrence guy

Bodied

“Aquatic plant scientist rule 34”

He's literally the only thing I miss about Twitter

Same.

Yup, likewise.

My least favourite type of man is “I don’t like this look so it means all men hate this because biology” man.

Even going by evolutionary biology rules, the female strategy isn't too attract *all* males, it's to attract males who are worth mating with. To that end, driving away the type of men who have meltdowns over your hairdo is sound evolutionary strategy.

Reminds me of the exchange from a few years back where some dude said women with bright hair colors are exhibiting the trait in nature that indicates they are toxic and harmful, and someone replied that trait is used in nature to warn off predators so obviously it is working.

SESS (Sound Evolutionary Strategy Situation) is my new fave shutdown. Fitting in SO many interactions.

saw them live once, they were great.

Ah, Monday Morning Jealousy. Feels so good.

They're gonna have to find that guy's black box

100:1 the last thing on it will be a Daffy Ducky-style "...mother!"

Ooooo aquatic plant scientist, yummy

Just not this aquatic plant scientist.

Never this aquatic plant scientist.

No true aquatic plant scientist.

writes Self-Kelp books

[everyone at once] "BRYAN."

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