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@kendersrule.bsky.social

Hot buttered psycho. Floomfy. She/Her. Mumsy. Filthy warmling. Pan.
Banner: Force by Northwest by James Hance
Lunks https://linktr.ee/kendersrule
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Saw Bloomburrow and immediately preordered some physical boosters, then showed kiddo ONE card from the set and, yes, I was right to get some
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Now watching Alias, which contains a tiny baby Bradley Cooper, but also the most horrifying marriage proposal ever
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@blainecapatch.bsky.social Blaine, there's a place called Dildo in Canada, found it while playing Geoguessr, absolutely died laughing, your fault
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Biggest downside of cat's cone of shame is that he keeps fucking licking it because it has flavour (from awkward eating) So loud
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A grownup's guide to Roblox: Don't. It's full of peados.
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Getting used to what is likely to be my new haste deck in MtG Arena, gotta acclimate before the big goodbye-cards, it's pretty decent, liking it so far
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A thousand angers await you.
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Saw a small kid on a little scooter with one of his hands on the handbags, and the other hand to his brown like he was hiding his face, doing a faux "I'm angry/upset" face, with his grown ups walking behind him Made me smile - kids are shits
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Burn notice: we need the antidote, mister poisoner! Me: just GIVE HIM THE POISON IN HIS TUMMY!! Jesse: welcome to poison biatch! Me: yaaaaay!
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Really glad they found a way for Larry to be in S7 of Burn Notice
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Who gets that far in and MISSES, bullshit
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Watching S7 of Burn Notice, have never seen it before, exciting!
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Chanterelle & Gatekeeper WIP 🍄📷
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Oh, geeze, Microsoft, thanks for re-enabling Copilot in the latest Windows update, after I very intentionally disabled it. I'm going to have to write a script to do this, aren't I. One more obnoxious maintenance task, because you are so disrespectful of our consent.
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I just heard an 11 year old tell a lunch table of other 11 year olds to "put your phone away, we're at the table spending time together right now, this isn't the time for phones" if you thought your parenting wasn't getting through at all
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Some people from the Bolsonaro administration were arrested today for coordinating a massive spionage campaign against opponents and manipulating the public debate. Not a single hashtag on Twitter is pro-bolsonaro today. The bot admins were all arrested.
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Left my earphones at home Thoughts and prayers pls
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This Sunday bird game starts offering me snowy owls in an event, soooo, expect a timer to go off on stream and for me to be VERY interested in said timer YOUR EARS HAVE BEEN WARNED
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We may be in the heart of Summer right now but Autumn is on the horizon which means SOUP! The most important ingredient in a good soup is a BIG OL SPOON to stir it while you cackle and sip little tastes of it Get you a big ol spoon today! www.galdrecraft.com/product/kitc...
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NEW: AOC introduces articles of impeachment against Justices Thomas and Alito for failure to disclose gifts and failure to recuse. Cosponsors: Lee, Tlaib, Watson Coleman, Ramirez, Frost, Omar, Bowman Thomas: ocasio-cortez.house.gov/sites/evo-su... Alito: ocasio-cortez.house.gov/sites/evo-su...
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Well, I hope they’re pleased with themselves because it got me
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Accidentally parked in a way that made a learner driver instructor nicely move the learner car so his student could practice parking more comfortably. I am in a parking bay, fully in the lines on all sides. I was just... "too near"
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A user has submitted a ticket and helpfully included screenshots. By the look of it though, they've pasted the screenshots into Word, printed it out, and then scanned it so they can send me a PDF.
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Scrubs guy is in this Burn Notice ep and he did the whistle thing! Yay!
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No stream today - dealing with wasp menace
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We have gained some wasps, they are currently being fouled by Large Fly Swatter, and duct tape, they die en mass tomorrow