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My money’s on them not finding a spine.
He’s 100% doing that thing where your planning to call in sick to work so you start laying the ground work days before by like coughing and shit
bringing this out again for comedic hyperbole
His "My mom said no" tactic failed, I see.
Ah yes "my doctor told me I can't come over to fight, my vertebrae are fucked"
I’d do it but my Canadian girlfriend’s mom died and I have to leave sorry
(. . . but definitely a huge asshole)
What is his body collapsed from the weight of his over inflated ego and massive failure?
I feel like you should fuck up your neck and spine *before* getting procedures done to it.
This would be a great place for a gif of ‘wipe your ass THEN take a shit.’
If I was a betting man I'd say Zuck shows up prepared and posts about it awkwardly. E.M. is a no-show and declares victory.
That would be the least surprising discovery in all of human history.
I was waiting for this. Smells like Pherghozin's retreat from Bakmut.
This genius agreed to a full contact fight before checking with his doctor?
He actually believes in doctors?
Only for himself, not for the general public.
I am a little sad that I left Ex-Twitter and can’t be part of the pile-on onto Space Chicken.
They'll also find that he has no other body parts because he was created in a shitty lab by his creepy ass mother.
He’s warming up for a cop-out
He's a couple years younger than me. If he's having neck and upper back MRI ... maybe surgery ... and then he's gonna do a cage fight?
Hard to believe, but that's a dumber move than buying $8chan was ...
The wealthiest amoeba in history.
He’ll need surgery to put one in and then it’ll be at least a solid year before he’s safe to fight. Maybe 10 to be safe. 🩻
My money's on them not finding a brain.
Totally normal for someone to say they need surgery to have a fight and say they would go forward with it post-surgery.
I pull out the old “I need an MRI first trick” whenever I realize I’m about to get my ass kicked in
lol and so the excuses begin
Wouldn’t really matter. There’s no brain to connect it to.
Last week's brain scan was negative.
😊
The idiot has got brain spurs
If they're trying to find his head and neck, they're going to need a pelvic shot.
Sounds like he is going to try and weasel out of this by saying his doctor said he couldn't do it or something.
Any excuse for him not to fight.
His mommy already forbade it, didn’t she?
But let’s make it interesting. Loser has to donate $1B to non-profit affordable housing developers who have been in business for at least 5 years and have developed at least 150 units of housing (to ensure most goes to actual housing providers, not scams).
Is his implant causing problems already??
Just all out there spending $5,000 so he doesn't have to get his ass handed to him.
Are we allowed to wish for him to [redacted] on bluesky?
I heard he had an asshole transplant, but that the asshole rejected him.
"But doctor, *I* am the great asshole Pagliacci!"
I was given to understand that the asshole wasn't big enough.
Pretty soon he'll be on prescription painkillers in addition to all the other drugs he's been mainlining (assuming he isn't already).
Maybe he‘s having surgery to put a spine in. Would be an improvement.
He's now claiming he weighs 300 pounds (Complete bollocks)
