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Charles II of Spain:
* Couldn’t chew his food
* Rickets
* Infertile
* Questionable mental abilities
* Autopsy revealed just one large black testicle
* Polling 3 points above Nikki Haley 28 84 1191
A Koch backed PAC is fixing to exhume him and throw high eight figures behind his campaign. 1 7
His mental facilities after these centuries are probably on a par with that guy. 1
that says more about GOP voters than Haley. Of course their preference for the fascist guy says it all. 5
That time spent playing CKIII has paid off with a banger post! 1 5
Sorry for being a Paradox nerd but Charles II died in 1700 so therefore would have been in Europa Universalis (CKIII ends in 1453) 1
Hate on Nikki Haley all you want but I still enjoy how much she seems to irritate Donald Trump just by breathing his air. 3
What size and color was the other one? 3 3
What other one? There was only one. 1
Rarely look at bs, but I saw this and it made me realize I miss your wit on Twitter. 2
It's really unseemly how Haley is being mocked here. There is no disgrace in losing to None of These, who is a very attractive candidate and a formidable vote-getter. 1
I knew he only took that many debuffs to game the election mechanic 1
Are you anticipating a War of Republican Succession (Secession)? 1
Probably sausage fingers too 1
Brb, using these as generative AI prompts. 1
“How’s that aristocracy working out for you?” 1
Ah, but his bloodline was impeccable
The Whole Chuck, or just the testicle?
You’re forgetting
*routinely baffled Christendom by continuing to live
That’s not why she’s there
He could put out an urban fire though!
@kenwhite.bsky.social You forgot to mention:
* More trustworthy than Trump
Replacement was all fine and dandy when it was just royal testicles
Every new system I join, "Popehat" is there....
It's good I love the content...
Probably will make an SNL cameo soon.