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My wife, who is doing a great job as a volunteer with CASA (which provides volunteer advocates for kids in foster care, who troubleshoot the system for the kids), has her first court hearing as a CASA today. /1
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/2 I considered hazing her like we used to do to the rookie federal prosecutors by telling her before her first hearing “the most important thing with a judge is not showing fear, you have to get in their face and tell them they’re wrong.”
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/3 I rejected it because (1) Iove and also fear her and (2) she’s smarter than the Gibson and O’Melveny and Latham associates whom I supervised as rookie federal prosecutors and wouldn’t fall for it like they did.
Rookies rush in to mansplain, whereas experienced husbands hang back and post wistful skeets. That, boys and girls, is wisdom.
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When I was young, I had my first car and an absolute faith that what my father was telling me was true. My father decided to tell me that before I drove my car, I needed to make sure that I changed the air in all my tires.
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Is there still a little part of you, deep down, that wants to play the prank anyway?
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Thank you wife for me. My son and his wife have fostered for years and recently adopted one great foster kid. I have opinions on meth-head mothers who learn how to game the system. I admire your wife for taking on such an emotionally demanding service for children.
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Brava for her in being a CASA. I did this for a number of years in the district court. Luckily, she hands in a written report, which, if she's eloquent and factual, will be all the judge needs. 😀
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Smart move. With all those mountain hikes, you could run away, but she'd be on you like a Terminator.
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She'd make you go on a hike from which you wouldn't return.