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A Bender reveal party where you invite guests to bite your shiny metal butt. a fender reveal party where the guests get to see your new guitar. no, you cannot play it. don't touch it. don't even look at it.
An extender reveal party where everyone shows off their tools for painting hard to reach spots
A splenda reveal party where all your friends discover their sweetness is manufactured.
"I'm gonna throw my own party, with blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the blackjack!"
a wender reveal party where everyone walks unsteadily but eventually gets where they're going
A lender reveal party where we get to see who is buying off SCOTUS judges.
A bender reveal party where you invite people to see your downfall.
I got invited to a Slenderman reveal party. Or…or did I…
a bender reveal party where your child has to pick the 3 avatar relics out of hundreds of toys
I am interested in both of these parties. I would both like a new fender to show off and to tell people to bite my shiny metal ass.
The last name of the CEO of my current company is "Bender" and I can't help but think that he should use that expression at the end of every one of his speeches.
A lender reveal party where you find out what company purchased your mortgage.
Slender reveal party after a three day food poisoning weight loss program.
A fender reveal party but the guests were shown just two stainless steel plates because you are Elon Musk and it's for the Cybertruck.
