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The Jedi are centrist motherfuckers
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No they're not... wait.
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They literally failed at their one job
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George Lucas was saying it this whole time and we didn't listen.
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Everyone Anakin loved died because the Jedi stole him from his home to make him a cop. Luke saved his friends by rejecting those same exact Jedi.
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What if I start a police academy for child soldiers? *the predictable result occurs* Oh fuck, oh shit, lmao. Peace guys. *later, on Ireland Planet* "My one mistake was I didn't kill that fucking kid."
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Ben Solo, who we know has teleportation powers, faked his death and left his clothes behind. He was sneaking away off-screen somewhere, naked as the day he was born, because he knew "force redemption" isn't a great defense in space war crimes court at the space Hague.
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Killing off your villains post redemption is so tired It is clear He should’ve gone to live on Ireland planet
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also they gatekeep the force
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One of the great things we started to see was the Force awakening in kids who are, somewhere out there, now growing up without the Jedi boxing them in or keeping them out
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"good and evil must be balanced" like... no??? we should have more good than evil actually??!!?!!!?
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Did they even balance for evil? It seemed like they were murdering Sith on the reg.
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had to look up Bendu, b/c he wasn’t centrist, he just didn’t give a womp rat’s arse about Jedi or Sith. be moar like Bendu
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exactly! The problem isn't the Force it's the shortcomings of most sentient life. Not Bendu though