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I like the "catch up" tab in Bluesky. When you see a penis it means you're all caught up.
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Binging With Babish: here's a popular dish and I'm going to not follow the directions on how to make it. I don't like this dish. How is this channel popular?
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Stutter haters be like:
There are plenty of good examples of his brain melting into a puddle, no need for Chris to bring up this absolute nothing
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This guy was such a G for telling his evil wizard cyborg boss that his religion is bullshit during a work meeting.
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What's hilarious about Trump distancing himself from Project 2025 is that the whole point of publishing it was for the Republicans who's support was wavering because they thought Trump was too focused on his revenge Presidency.
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@parkermolloy.com what are your thoughts on the fact that the 2 highest country songs according to YouTube are from Post Malone and Shaboozey?
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Instead of cleaning my new-ish glasses, I switched to a newer cleaner pair of glasses. Is this what being wealthy feels like?
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I just heard some tweaker screaming from the neighbors, followed by 2 pops, then no more screaming. It's July 5th so the obvious answer is left over fireworks, but what if i just heard someone get murdered?
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Whoever still uses the word "slams" in headlines just gets off on making people roll their eyes at this point.
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How I signed off my letter to the Heritage Foundation
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There sure are a lot of "yustabee Biden supporters" that are unable to call Trump a liar.
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Republicans: [do something harmful] Everyone's first reaction:
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I don't know if there's a term for this kind of subtle smear phrase, but this drives me crazy. It's in the same class as "when did you stop beating your wife?"
Lesser evil does not mean evil. Cuddling puppies is less evil when compared to murder. But would you say cuddling puppies is evil? The only way you'd be saying cuddling puppies is evil would be in the context of some puppy hater saying cuddling puppies is the lesser evil compared to murder.
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Lesser evil does not mean evil. Cuddling puppies is less evil when compared to murder. But would you say cuddling puppies is evil? The only way you'd be saying cuddling puppies is evil would be in the context of some puppy hater saying cuddling puppies is the lesser evil compared to murder.
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I think the reason polling is so broken is because COVID killed all the people that would take a poll. I don't mean MAGA vaccine conspiracists. Answering a call from a random number and talking to them is risky social behavior.
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Bill O'Reilly calling in drunk on copium to Glenn Beck's show is pretty funny.
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Biden is not going to arrest or assassinate the conservative SCOTUS. Get that idea out of your head. He may have presidential immunity, but he does not have immunity in the press.
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My only motivation to kill bosses is to have enough time to look at the menu and try to pronounce "Scadutree"
I think a reason why the Elden Ring DLC is so hard is because you'll just be riding your horse collecting mushrooms peacefully and all the sudden some dude with 8 limbs is like, "Foul Tarnished. I am your death. Fight me" Meanwhile you're just trying to find the map still.
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I think a reason why the Elden Ring DLC is so hard is because you'll just be riding your horse collecting mushrooms peacefully and all the sudden some dude with 8 limbs is like, "Foul Tarnished. I am your death. Fight me" Meanwhile you're just trying to find the map still.
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@xandypants.bsky.social I thought your screen name was a reply to my post so my initial reply in my head was "the fuck they don't."
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My toddler just discovered climbing. On one hand it's forcing me to watch her more closely, but on the other, she just climbed up on my lap to cuddle.
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I might have the worst neighbors. ✅ slumlords ✅ Took down their swastika flag after neighbors complained and replaced it with a German flag. ✅ On meth ✅ Own 3 uncollared, unregistered, and unleashed pitbulls that frequently hop our fence to our yard.
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I know it has a bad reputation because of fracking, but natural gas and LNG have been an amazing transitional fuel, and an absolute power house for diplomatic global relationships.
Sometimes it feels like nothing is changing: as if we’re climbing the tallest mountain in the world, and the summit is no closer than when we started. But if we stop for a minute and turn around and look back, we can see how far we’ve actually come. Progress is happening, step by step.
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Calling Trump "President Trump" is technically correct but what are the rules when he's standing next to the actual president. I feel like we're adhering to some invisible rule book that doesn't take real world situations into account.
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Trump ends the debate by taking credit for something a black man did.
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Trump, Who Incited Insurrection After Losing In 2020, Refuses To Say He Will Accept Outcome of 2024 Election there's your fucking headline.
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Biden is the greatest president of all time. He told Trump to shut up to his face, and now he called him a whinner twice to his face.
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Finally. Some pushback on not answering the question. Still can't answer it though.
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Post Boomer memes upside-down in solidarity with Alito dissenting that conservatives are being silenced.