ask a millenial to tell you about the days of napster and limewire and next thing you know they're in a rocking chair with a corncob pipe on a big wooden porch
"...and then I was defragmenting my hard drive because of a virus I caught downloading the 20th remix of Freak on a Leash by KORN. Which was the style at the time"
"Well, ya see, kiddo, back in those days, we didn't have any iTunes Stores or Spotify. If we wanted MP3s, we had to walk 15 miles uphill in the snow both ways to get our dial-up to connect. And if you were lucky and said your prayers by night, sometimes your MP3 was the actual song and not a virus."
excuse me, I will have you know that this is a handheld, manual vaporizer known as the vaporgenie and it is filled with the dankest of green
would you like some mp3s?