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THEM: nothing tastes as good as skinny feels ME: *cuts off the top half of the potato chip bag for easier access*
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Also unrelated but my hands/forearms are small enough that I can touch the bottom of the inside of the Pringles container. Drunk with power and stuffed with Pringles, no one can stop me
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"Drunk with power and stuffed with Pringles" is my new favorite phrase.
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Might need your help the next time I have to change the driver's side headlight on my Civic. Without disassembling half the damn car, I can only just touch the back of the bulb with two fingers.