Kris Naudus

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Undercover Hispanic, off-white, metagender, enby of letters, food-motivated, possible human with strange hobbies.

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Please I'm begging you, watch Star Trek: Prodigy on Netflix. It's not really putting up the numbers it needs for a third season, and it really deserves it and children deserve a show like it

Not surprising, but the same people who were like, "do your own research" and "read the transcript" are now denying Project 2025 exists

I hate the whole thing about people voting for "who'd I'd like to drink a beer with" and think it's immature and banal but, come on, surely if it came down to it, Biden would be more fun to drink with? You could talk about trains with him. Chugga chugga choo choo

I regret to inform you that the new Stonewall Visitor's Center is terrible. This is the sum total of what it has to say about the riots.

Primaries are important, y'all

Voters kick all the Republican women out of the South Carolina Senateapnews.com The only three Republican women in the South Carolina Senate took on their party and stopped a total abortion ban from passing in their state last year.

This book is truly stunning.

"What are four films you don't just dislike, you despise."

"These updates build upon our continued efforts to keep Etsy and our community safe," Oh did the site get rid of all hate speech and symbols, then? :looks: No, no they did not.

Etsy to ban sale of most sex toys, explicit content, and more

Etsy to ban sale of most sex toys, explicit content, and moremashable.com Policy changes go into effect next month.

Cool but, for the vast majority of New Yorkers, their local branch was never open on Sundays gothamist.com/news/nyc-lib...

NYC libraries to get budget funding back — and reopen on Sundaysgothamist.com In November, the mayor's budget cuts forced libraries to close on Sundays. The issue has been a thorn in his side ever since.

I need to figure out how to become the most famous Naudus. I lost the lead at some point and need to get it back

The immolation of MTV News is what happens when you view everything on the web as "content" instead of you know, the record of human history

Today I got to touch (and hold) horseshoe crabs. A+ highly recommend. (But don't ever pick them up by the tail because you're likely to kill them.)

It's depressing that sites currently have to make a choice between being SEO-friendly or being something people actually want to read. You'd think these would be the same thing but no, SEO is all about making a site *machines* want to read and then may deign to show to actual humans.

I always like to celebrate Juneteenth by reminding people that New Jersey had enslaved folks until January 1866 slavery.princeton.edu/stories/legi...

Legislating Slavery in New Jerseyslavery.princeton.edu

Three years of Bridgerton and we still don't have a good non-academic nonfiction book about 19th century pamphlet culture, but maybe I'm overestimating the size of the audience But I'd read it

Oh this slaps

Sometimes I remember that the majority of mail that Highlights magazine gets is from girls, but they split the letters page 50/50 because they don't want to hurt boys' feelings or have anyone thinking Highlights is a girls' magazine, and I just get a mix of angry and depressed

I was busy today, but my take on congestion pricing being shelved is that it was a policy that was supported by the majority, many of whom actually turned out to support it, and I hope someone gets a lawsuit off the ground to get it back. Multiple lawsuits. Sooooo many lawsuits

I'm deeply offended by the formatting of this assignment, never mind the content.

hi bluesky today i’m bringing you another modern high school struggle. i’m a senior and im being held back from my highschool graduation (2 weeks) until i make ai art for my art class. And im not even joking

My feelings on Star Trek: Discovery season five, including the finale:

Whoever said "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" didn't account for my nonbinary ass

Since you're like the resident folklorist around here @zackdavisson.com, did you know Slovenia has three Santa Clauses??? 99percentinvisible.org/episode/the-...

The Three Santas of Slovenia - 99% Invisible99percentinvisible.org Slovenia is a small country in Central Europe nestled between Italy, Austria, Croatia and Hungary. It’s a land of snowy white peaks, green valleys, and turquoise rivers. The country is beautiful in al...

I try not to kink shame but if your itch is scratched by a game called "Furry Reich" I would like to not be in the same room as you, tyvm

I'm a walking corpse but I'll damn well try to have some fun before rolling into my grave for good

For whatever reason I started thinking about every publication/site that I've ever written for. So here's a list: • IDC (student pub, HS) • Medium Cool (student pub, college) • Comic Book E-Mag (newsletter) • Tsunami (student pub, college) • Kakumei (fanzine) • Anime News Network (web)

Who cares when Furiosa is set—the important thing is that Mad Max is the only post-apocalyptic franchise that consistently cares about where its characters get their gas/petrol

In which I brush off the part of my brain that remembers x-facts, and weep because I probably could have cured cancer with that brain power... anyway, enjoy the episode!

Comic Timing Episode 215 is now available wherever you download podcasts! @iamscifi.bsky.social, @jamaligle.bsky.social, @lampbane.bsky.social, @thedabbadon.bsky.social, @raphdoesstuff.bsky.social, Donovan, and Brent break down #XMen97 Season 1 in spoilery detail!

Episode 215: X-Men ’97 Season 1 Reviewwww.speakgeekspeak.com We’re back at it, baby! A new era of the Comic Timing begins here, as we try and get things a bit more regular here. We begin as Ian, Brent, Raph, Donovan, Brandon, Kris and Jamal convene to …

I'm like Batman. I have secret plans on how to kill all my friends. ...dammit

I’m like Batman. I keep adopting younger queers.

Just a reminder that if the country that did apartheid calls it apartheid then it's probably apartheid

they’re now talking about Palestine and complaining that the word “apartheid” is used incorrectly because “it’s what was happening in South Africa, not a general word”

The budget shortfall for NYC libraries is $58.3 million.

Why would the NYPD ever let protests remain peaceful when turning them into a warzone can make everyone so much money? gothamist.com/news/nypd-ha...

NYPD has spent $53 million on overtime pay responding to protests since Oct. 7gothamist.com Police officers have racked up hundreds of thousands of hours of overtime, according to NYPD officials.