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Idk why America doesn't have a robust strike culture anymore when it's so simple. First,

What in the hell?

Well u see when u write headlines u have absolutely no control over whether or not u use a word like "must" that is easily read as a future tense prescriptive command instead of a past tense descriptive lol local12.com/news/offbeat...

Workers must break into mysterious pyramid to find world's largest time capsulelocal12.com A town came together to break into a four-ton pyramid so they could uncover the world's largest time capsule which has been buried for half a century.

Lol. The guy who made that time capsule didn't need that money lmao

"And other goodies" ya okay tell me bro stashed quaaludes without saying bro stashed quaaludes lol

I'm busting in! They gotta still be good after all these years.

You're gonna need em after the next Round of Ordeals where workers must scale a motorized moving rock wall while the FBI just openly shoots at everyone

I call that the hecatomb for a failed democracy. Taking back to the original greek over here.

Let's stay in the time machine a little longer until we revturn to a time before everything was government

Fuck yeah I'll slee on their stacks til they lose their land

Oh no wait that's what Europe did I don't want to do that actually, now that I've said it

Past performance does not predict future earnings, or some shit like that.

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