laurasagnahog

Could really use a coven of moms to talk to about being a mom. This is the only thing I miss FB for was my "mom group" from pregnancy. Oh, and marketplace. Okay I miss two things about FB and need a coven, please.

Explaining to Alice she can't have an iPad for her birthday even if apples are "so delicious"

Took the kiddo to the first date restaurant tonight and did the math: it's been 10,401 days since then.

Dudes really love Phil's shirts.

I think it's almost time to rewatch What A Way To Go.

HE CALLED HER TRUMP

I love texting a work pal during a mandatory (and poorly delivered) training. The hate is palpable.

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Shame is a very powerful weapon, and we're always wasting it on stuff like how our bodies are shaped and who we like to have sex with instead of using it to feel bad about the selfish choices we make and how we treat each other.

"How did you know I was up to something?" this man casually asks as if I have not known him since we were children!

I would like to cordially apologize to Phil for my recent fixation food: egg salad sandwiches.

I bought some shoes online but didn't understand what a flatform was and now I'm extra tall (am okay with this)

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He is a fascist

Florida erased climate change from all state legislation. He also banned wind farms. www.npr.org/2024/05/16/1...

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis signs a bill that strikes climate change from state lawwww.npr.org Under the new law, climate change will largely disappear from state statutes. Critics say the move ignores the risks of climate change facing Florida, including rising seas, flooding and extreme heat.

Servant leader as your title on LinkedIn?

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Who do you think was the hottest woman in history? A lot of people think it’s Freud’s mom, but Freud thought it was Oedipus’ mom.

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HBO quietly removing childhood memories from your brain catalog

Bought two drinks at the coffee shop because it will be 52 million degrees today.

Happiness is in the same conversation teaching someone the term mukbang and sharing the Minnesota State Fair New foods list.

Let's talk about 90s movie Prelude to a Kiss because I just remembered it.

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Hell yeah I'm lazy. Lazy A Z Y

New Church just dropped

Supreme House of Cheese Toluca, IL

Alice woke Phil up this morning by saying "I like Frank."* *Danny Devito on Sunny

Caramelizing onions. Should be done around 7p.

My Paris Hilton kitchen knives are great. They have a pink handle and there are hearts on the golden blade.