Hipster Viking Amy: "Oh, you wanna play games? Well, let's fucking GO," I growl menacingly, as I put out baits to kill the inch-long palmetto bug that made me shriek like a scared little girl two minutes ago.

"Oh, you wanna play games? Well, let's fucking GO," I growl menacingly, as I put out baits to kill the inch-long palmetto bug that made me shriek like a scared little girl two minutes ago.

I really try to be live-and-let-live with nature but

Almost everything else gets a pass in my house, except those guys.

The only bugs that get a pass in my house are the ones that eat other bugs.

Have you ever read the story of the family that dealt with its palmetto big problem by buying young praying mantises? It's a hilarious read.

Dear God. That’s like suggesting deal with my squirrel problem by putting a black snake in my house.

Don't just tease us. Link!

Unfortunately I can only find a Twitter thread version and Xitter requires a login to read the thread. Here you go though x.com/stealthygeek...

x.comx.com

oh dear God. I... I have such respect for them but I could not do that.

The toothbrush one 🤣

if you replace the "x.com/" with "nitter.poast.org/" you can still read threads on xitter, at least for now.

I once threatened to nail the bathroom door shut because one those things was in the sink. My husband scoffed , went into the bathroom, immediately came out again and said “You have a point.”

I HATE BUG SEASON

Yeah, those things are a whole different game.

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