Hipster Viking Amy

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Blah blah blah corgis. She/her.

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You might, at first glance, think, “Aw, that’s so cute! Boydog is trying to free his sister,” but actually she’s in there for her own protection, as what he’s trying to do is steal her dinner.

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Man, these things were cutting edge for a hot minute and then we were stuck with them for a long time after ‘cause the higher-ups weren’t going to replace something that expensive.

what people refer to as flash drives, usb drives, thumb drives, etc the little stick you pop in a port usually were not called zip drives by old people because there was an actual thing called a zip drive

A most polite request for uppies.

"Oh, you wanna play games? Well, let's fucking GO," I growl menacingly, as I put out baits to kill the inch-long palmetto bug that made me shriek like a scared little girl two minutes ago.

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Irish grandad voice ‘Oh so yer working with computers now is it? Tell me now is there any money in that?’

Wow, it’s been a while since I’ve had someone call me a nerd and expect me to be devastated by it.

“Biden should drop out and instead the candidate should be ___” …Wow, some of y’all never had your mom tell you that you can eat the meatloaf or go to bed hungry but we’re not going to McDonalds, and it shows.

I call this photo “Hope.” He’s looking at my bagel.

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The Air Is Soup

AI continues to work perfectly with no concerns whatsoever.

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those arguing that taylor swift can't be a role model because she is an unmarried and childless woman at 34 are doing a great job of arguing that children need more women role models who are unmarried and childless at 34

Dear coworker who says “this process is broken” when what you mean is “I don’t understand this process”:

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July 4th is very rough on my dog (he is a royalist and considers George Washington a traitor)

Today's cursed knowledge www.cnn.com/2024/07/04/s...

High-speed hippos can get airborne, says new study | CNNwww.cnn.com Hippos can get airborne when moving at high speeds over land, according to a new study.

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As far as I'm concerned anyone telling people not to vote, in this election or any other, is doing for malign purposes, and the only correct response is "Well now I am going to vote EVEN HARDER."

see also the posts floating around pointing out that the author of that piece has voted in the last few elections according to voter records

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Relevant to that NYT piece that's going around...if your vote didn't still matter, they wouldn't be trying everything to convince you it was worthless.

He voted in both 2020 and 2022.

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This is really helpful context, and I'd frankly completely forgotten about the whole fabricated "Hillary health scandal" before the fabricated emails scandal.

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Happy 30th Anniversary to the most American and North Carolinian thing imaginable. www.ncrabbithole.com/p/grave-digg...

The complete story of the time a monster truck drove across the Currituck Soundwww.ncrabbithole.com In 1994, someone asked if Dennis Anderson could bring Grave Digger to a July 4th celebration on the Outer Banks. Dennis said he could drive it there. Over the water. The rest is history.

Every time I go looking for tech support and the comments are like “Well your problem is that you’re trying to use that thing. You need to use this other more expensive/harder to use thing instead”:

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Listen, when I was young and raised Catholic, I believed that the state of humanity was fundamentally sinful and evil and only saints qualified as good. Experience, however, has taught me that human decency is actually a shockingly low bar and most people clear it.

Your honor, with all due respect, EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting.

Your honor, with all due respect, If I get stoned and sing all night long its'a family tradition

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From Avengers/Blood Hunt:

Turns out he was trying to use the Force to make me get up and give him a snack.

Unclear if I’m being guarded, herded, or stalked.

go into your photo roll or whatever and post the first image that makes you laugh literally out loud

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go into your photo roll or whatever and post the first image that makes you laugh literally out loud

Meditating on Nancy again today

POTATOES IN THE NORMAN CONQUEST EVEN

Now volunteering as a historical sensitivity reader. Not so much "in depth research of historical politics" as "this will make your target audience scream POTATOES?? and throw the book across the room"