Lazear: Do youw ant aperaham Lincoln. Cause this is how you get aperaham lincoln.

Battle Hymn Of The Planet Of The Apes

I would watch the ever-loving fuck out of that.

Let’s reenact the civil war with apes

Do youw ant aperaham Lincoln. Cause this is how you get aperaham lincoln.

After John Apes Booth Apessassinated Apebraham Lincoln, President Apedrew Johnson undermined Ape Reconstruction

The United Apes of America would never be the same. Not even President Lyndon Bonobo Johnson signing through civil right act could fix Apedrew Johnsons betrayal of Aperahams mission.

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