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@lazear.bsky.social

Designer of user experiences. Rockies fanatic. Movie Nerd. views expressed are my own. Reposts are me trying to steal your soul.
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Gonna go off line for a few days. Too much here and it's not good for mental health.
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That just a bunch of David Tenant characters.
they keep inventing new guys
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Touch mass *live on planet earth where all things have mass.
touch hass (have some avo toast)
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The Philadelphia Inquirer gets it right. x.com/adambonin/st...
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On a lighter note from the day, here's a photo of the big dipper over a tree in grand canyon national park.
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Lol just had an ActBlue text get through my spam filter and did a double take when the "celebrity" sending it was Liz Cheney. We live in the weirdest fucking times.
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Hey look, some good news. Eat shit Stevie boy.
Former Trump White House aide Steve Bannon reported to a federal prison in Connecticut today to serve time after refusing to comply with a congressional investigation into the U.S. Capitol riot.
Supreme Court denies Steve Bannon's plea to stay free while he appealswww.npr.org Former Trump White House aide Steve Bannon reported to a federal prison in Connecticut today to serve time after refusing to comply with a congressional investigation into the U.S. Capitol riot.
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Liz Warren on twitter has the correct message for us going forward:
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The only thing I learned tonight is that my priors of 1) national media orgs are really huffing their own facts and 2) a shit ton of people need to get off the internet cause it's exacerbating their depression were given a lot more credibility.
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einstein sent this to curie in 1911 when she was being harassed by tabloids. it contains everything you’d want in such a letter: (1) your haters are trash (2) you’re a baller, a true queen (3) i have determined the statistical law of motion of the diatomic molecule in planck’s radiation field 🧪⚛️
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a collection of shitposters to follow is a sharter pack [Angry mob tears me off the website]
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A starter pack, really? We all know I'm a DLC you buy for $15 bucks when it's on sale.
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Superman has the same jewfro haircut I did in middle school. I feel so seen.
FIRST LOOK at David Corenswet’s Clark Kent in ‘SUPERMAN’
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*Unfurling massive mission accomplished banner. We've got live ones here people.
DOUBLE BIG BOAT STUCK we get the rest of the week off now
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Did the Boys actually make a Nancy Reagan throat goat joke?!
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I saw my 4th cyber truck yesterday while driving back from moab to denver and if you thought they looked like shit in an urban environment, let me tell you the dessert does no favors to that ugly ass stainless steel finish.
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*hearing that people are raw dogging flights Well, there's no way that pleasurable for them. I mean it's all metal and very large so can they even feel anything?
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importing a pretty good normie compatible ai meme from facebook
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She waxed on my Lincoln till I emancipated my proclamation
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Finally, the goth kids' plan has come to fruition.
It’s June.
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One of the most consistent rules in politics right now is Young Turks alumni basically speed running a fascism transition.
Ken Klippenstein is streaming with George Galloway. The Young Turks are hosting RFK Jr. One ex bernie spokesperson is streaming with candace owens and another is defending Nick Fuentes. Brianna Wu is hanging with lauren southern. Maybe now is the time to re-evaluate how the left chooses celebrities.
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Sometimes, you've just got to step out and admire a really big hole in the ground. We have a pretty damn beautiful country here.
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In a similar vein of news, spotted this sticker slapped on the side of a tesla charging system in Grand Canyon National Park this morning.
Someone spray painted “Fuck Elon” on like 40 Cybertrucks in a Tesla parking lot. Blessed.
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Cum with the Wind (In this one Sherman does not burn Atlanta).
The assassination of Jesse James by the coward Robert Cum
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Been driving through southwest Colorado and northeast Arizona for the last two days and two things strike me. 1) Holy hell, are there a lot of revivalists preachers in the northern Arizona desert.
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No officer, I don't know why you pulled me over, but I'm hoping it has something to do with that sick wheelie I got my Nissan leaf to pull as I got on the highway.
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You're in her DMs, I am her DM. We are not the same. But since you have a more private connection with her, can you tell her to stop spamming fireball? The other players do not love every session ending in TPK.
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