yaboi kusama

yaboi kusama

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chismoso en san francisco

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My taxes should fund a nice sunny bench i can smoke at.

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Some people use the microwave 10+ times a day. These are their stories

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Lead my ass not into temptation lord you dumb bitch

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is pepsi ok? man i dont even care if i wake up tomorrow

I feel so bloated today 😔

Calling it now: Trump gets elected, the PayPal mafia who created JD Vance take him out, and their baby is president.

Instagram blocked me from using comments for no reason and I might just kms.

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Legit question for rural Americans - How do I kill the 35-54 single guys that run into my area within 3-5 mins while my small kids play?

Playing an hour of tennis with my wife in the middle of the workday is praxis, actually.

JD Vance is short for Joyless Douchebag Vance.

Who up tossing and turning (PDT)?

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man fuck the new york times

Nora is Australian for Noah.

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Dud you know that 2 beers is an effective suicide prevention measure

Vegan brunch spot named The Tyrant's Bastard.

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That Vance is a direct line to Thiel and Andreessen is truly important. Trump wants their money. Thiel wants to sell billions in Palantir contracts to power Trump’s mass surveillance/ethnic cleansing infrastructure. Pence was the Christian Nationalists’ guy. Vance is reactionary capital’s.

Are you a fan of all of those guys who are directly responsible for making the internet an unusable dogshit hellhole? Well boy do I have a VP for you.

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Why would a female body inspector want to talk about posts

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Let’s turn up the rhetoric. It almost worked

Ben Shapiro’s wife

I'm wet 😔

Bro fuck Argentina

Chewing a hole through my orbicularis oris.

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texting the intern to bring me cigs

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Guys we have to practice relaxing all the muscles in our face

Biden would have died from that.

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(fbi at my door) when did you first meet mr benis pemps?

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ignore me

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my sisters libertarian boyfriend got drunk and ruined her 10th birthday

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When I'm late to my catering gig

You know, I can, uh, eat a salad for hours.