Lord Businessman II: Look, if a woman in a video game is not a hypersexualized doll conforming to modern standards of beauty and preparation, is she even a woman?

Remember when the sad internet boys wanted to yassify Aloy

look you cannot have a female heroine if the male audience cannot pop a boner. you just dont' do that. you dont understand how important that boner is

Look, if a woman in a video game is not a hypersexualized doll conforming to modern standards of beauty and preparation, is she even a woman?

Sure she has to traipse all over a post apocalyptic hellscape inhabited by killer robot dinosaurs and murderous cargo cults but she should also have the time to wash her face, pluck her eyebrows, and wax the fuzz on her upper lip.

If she’s not fuckable am I even a man?!?

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