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Remember when the sad internet boys wanted to yassify Aloy
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look you cannot have a female heroine if the male audience cannot pop a boner. you just dont' do that. you dont understand how important that boner is
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Look, if a woman in a video game is not a hypersexualized doll conforming to modern standards of beauty and preparation, is she even a woman?
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Sure she has to traipse all over a post apocalyptic hellscape inhabited by killer robot dinosaurs and murderous cargo cults but she should also have the time to wash her face, pluck her eyebrows, and wax the fuzz on her upper lip.
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If she’s not fuckable am I even a man?!?
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Look I'm willing to allow that as a requirement if their boners were far less tuned to a very very specific type of borderline non-existent human
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the entire 'man jaw' thing has me thinking that the standards of beauty these people tend to pull from are much more... 2d in nature
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As someone who primarily prefers illustrations I'm not keen to throw stones there except that maybe they should have some self awareness that if they ever want to get laid they're going to need to touch grass
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Like the furry fandom is full of art with unrealistic highly sexualized bodies but I don't think I've ever heard these types of complaints from anyone I know.
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oh i just mean that they try to transpose the standards of their preferred medium into real life which, well, rather unrealistic? nobody's got a chin that comes to a point you could murder somebody with if you apply enough force
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whenever these complaints come up i get reminded of this "anti woke curator" account i found on steam that said jesse faden from Control is ugly because she's realistic
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She looks hot as shit from the pictures I'm seeing
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these incels would clam up and sweat thier weight's worth if they were forced to interact with a woman that looks like Jesse Faden IRL.
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and like, if Aloy as designed didn’t do that for people who get boners for cartoons, maybe they’re not as straight as they think they are
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Doesn’t this take up a bunch of space where the controller needs to g…. Oh i think i see problem