Lord Businessman II

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Well the most outlaw thing that I've ever done
Was find a good woman give her a ring
That's the way it goes, life ain't fair, and the world is mean
CPA Houston Texas

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Hawk Tuah this Hawk Tuah that why don't you try to Talk Tuah Therapist

It took me a while to figure out that Baldur's Gate is Fallout D&D but it is in all ways good and bad

Look don't get me wrong, the Biden-swap discourse is annoying but it can't hold a candle to the family reunion group chat I'm in, which has an uncle-in-law and my MIL beefing with memes while everyone else strains to conduct logistic chatter

After serious consideration and giving a unflinching look at the post-debate polls I am ready to say, bravely and in my masculine, that Joseph Biden should step aside for Michelle Obama

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You know what they say: the squeaky wheel gets super annoying. It sucks ass and nobody likes it

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I stopped running 5e games before the OGL scandal and haven’t looked back every new adventure I run I tell players “your character sheet isn’t your character and the rules aren’t a suicide pact”

o well anyway

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Your honor, you’re a tool of the man

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july 2024. AG sulzburger is now master of all discourse. only the shitposters stand before him. turntables are now battlefields.

The most "The Democrats!" thing that could possibly happen is Harris getting swapped in and immediately losing

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it's time to take back control. posting this to hold myself accountable

He meant to misquote Clyburn, because again, the press wants Biden gone

The podcast "The Press Box" called it the press trying to force Biden off the ticket, and I think he meant it tongue in cheek but its dead serious what is happening

C'mon folks.

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Soccer interval: USMNT needs to face higher level competition more frequently, replace behalter if you want but the team will remain a potted plant in concacaf without more regular matches against better teams, mexico’s decline is actually bad for them in this respect

Take a break. Take a day or two. Don't log on for a while. This place will still be here, and it will still be deranged, I promise

Reminder that taking care of your mental health is important! You can mute certain words until you’re feeling less stressed about the state of things, & connecting w/ppl on happy, easy posts is energy-building Taking a break doesn’t make you a bad person Settings—>Moderation—>Muted words & tags

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Supreme Court Rules Trump “America’s Special Little Boy,” Can Do No Wrong

Hundreds of other people can be held accountable for January 6. They can lose their livelihoods and professional licenses; they can be bankrupted; they can go to prison. Just one person is immune to repercussions for it.

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i think we should see the Trump v. United States ruling as a group of Republican apparatchiks taking their opportunity to vindicate Nixon and write the unitary executive into the Constitution. www.nytimes.com/2024/07/02/o...

Opinion | Your Get-Out-of-Jail-Free Card Is Ready, Sirwww.nytimes.com The Nixonian theory of presidential power is now enshrined as constitutional law.

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i really like how there were roughly 15 minutes in the mid 500s AD where rome went from "it is so fucking joever" to "WE ARE SO BACK" before immediately returning to "it is so fucking joever"

BORN TO BYZANTIUM FALL OF ROME IS A FUCK 鬼神 Renovatio Imperii 'Em All 1989 i am justinian 410,757,864,530 DEAD GOTHS

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The real hero of this day, and any day

I actually have nothing against Canada except jealousy of their healthcare. But I’m proud to have written this sketch and song. Eh.

Hey I'm back so, did I miss anything?

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Nay, the funniest outcome is the DNC votes to suspend the rules and broker the convention and then selects Biden

Whelp at least its obvious being online that the Democrats would have no trouble picking an obvious consensus candidate as one has so clearly materialized in the wake of the suggestion that Biden step down

I gotta say, "we have to replace Biden with Gina Raimondo" should get you laughed at in public not taken seriously

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Greetings from Houston! Happy Pride, y’all. ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜 (My wife made the rainbow bread.) ⚓️

Starting a GoFundMe that pays to take me up to Brooklyn so I can go door to door holding the hands of liberals and telling them that no matter what they do, no matter what they choose, no matter who the nominee is, there is a good chance that Donald Trump will win

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I'm calling on Arthur Gregg Sulzberger to step down as publisher of The New York Times. his recent performance proves he isn't up to the task

So I just found out about Sturgil Simpson and I gotta say, I'm in

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23 bottom surgeries a year and to put puberty blockers and hormones in perspective, the most recommended treatments beyond social transition, is only about ~1200 patients for puberty blockers a year out of ~50k kids seeking gender related care and less than 3000 patients receive hormones

I thought that surgery wasn’t typically recommended for minors, anyway? Isn’t this already the status quo even among providers of gender affirming care?

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fire ggg

All three hosts of the 2026 World Cup are in real danger of not advancing from group in Copa. (Chile playing with 10 tonight definitely helps Canada’s chances.)

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me whenever I see doomposting