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If you can't swallow an entire puppy without chewing, we can't be friends. How fresh is this puppy? What type of puppy? *opens a duffel bag full of assorted puppies for you to choose* I mean, what are we even doing here? Fuckin' amateurs! "Unhinge your jaw, idiot. Do you even know how to eat a puppy?" "Do you actually think Glycon gives a damn about your gag reflex, worm?" odsp does not allow for puppy consumption sadly I'm telling you, if you give me a 6th shot, I know I can nail it this time. Keep filming you attempts and uploading them to the porn site. Thanks! it's good to have standards. Impossible standards means more time sitting alone in my house playing video games. 😁👍 A dozen new born rats and a bottle of Diet Doctor Pepper. Oh I could do that easy.
What’s my reward 
