maimonides nutz

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Maimonides, as in the 12th Century Jewish philosopher - and Nutz as in “Deez Nutz.” (I’m not Maimonides but I’m definitely Nutz)

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If I’m ever in a position to need a chaplain, I’m leaving instructions that they are totally welcome to wear that shirt. Man, woman, or otherwise, go for it.

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i want this shirt to wear ironically

Pulling up to the hospital room in this

Shabbat Shalom!

Oh you like the Sabbath? Name ten miracles that were created on its eve at twilight

The kids are alright

You’ll be pleased to know that the tongs are now common knowledge among my students.

Oh you like the Sabbath? Name ten miracles that were created on its eve at twilight

While we’re on the subject of Justin Timberlake I just want to say that the song Mirrors does not need to be eight minutes long

Can anyone tell me about the Jewish concept of hell? I need to believe there’s a place the creators of Hinge will be burning :)

Oh no I didn’t realize my chaplain titty post blew up 😵‍💫

Things I write that I’m too chicken to post 😵‍💫

Actually calling out Alan Lew in my case study instead of following his every word, is this what growing up feels like?

Sometimes my phone reminds me of the ridiculous things I have said that I totally forgot about

I switched from black eyeliner to grey and it’s such a game changer

tw: baby death One of the ethical dilemmas they tell us about in my chaplain program is the ask to baptize a dying baby when it’s not your religious tradition…I honestly don’t think I’d have a problem doing it as long as the parent(s) were informed that I’m Jewish but idk…anyone have thoughts?

Rav Yirmeya: If one leg of the chick was within fifty cubits of the dovecote, and one leg was beyond fifty cubits, what is the halakha? The Rabbis:

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גם זו לטובה (cc: @maimonidesnutz.bsky.social)

Why do agnostics talk about religion like they’re studying you? 🤔

meanwhile on Tw*tter

“my child is fine” the child:

Surely I have sown enough in tears already to be reaping some joy

Hell yeah

It's even hornier in the original Hebrew somehow

I’d like my last year back please

Working retail does such weird things to your sense of time…wdym it’s Memorial Day???

Some might say a flower chai necklace doesn’t go with leopard print…to them I would say: “why do you hate fun?”

Using silly cartoon dog post-it notes for my chaplaincy case study and laughing at the result

I work in a whimsical place

That multi platform roll out though

I’m literally never going to find someone huh?

Men have become more rude and quick to rule me out since I stopped being a size 4 (and 20 yrs old), but my boobs look incredible now so who is the real loser??