Duino D. Duck: HRT but it turns you into a cartoon character. MRT (Medium Replacement Therapy). The injections start off with this thick, shimmering black liquid and over time you feel your ears get longer and your nose harder to see past. One year in, they stop doing shots and just hand your ass a paintbrush

HRT but it turns you into a cartoon character. MRT (Medium Replacement Therapy). The injections start off with this thick, shimmering black liquid and over time you feel your ears get longer and your nose harder to see past. One year in, they stop doing shots and just hand your ass a paintbrush

why does this hit my enby euphoria buttons wtf

The way I look at it, flesh is a confusing labyrinthine prison and there is great solace to be taken in simply becoming A Creature

The moment they hand me the paintbrush, I panic momentarily, realization dawning… the “fun cartoon dog” I’ve turned into a was actually just a gelert and I’m now both physically and virtually bound to Neopets for the rest of eternity. Hopefully it’s a royal paintbrush, so I can at least be a king.

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I… didn’t manually add the link to N e o p e t s there?? Oh no I’m already bound!!!

Isn’t that just Bendy and the Ink Machine?

One man’s existential nightmare is another duck’s window into species euphoria! It takes all kinds. And I’m game on being different kinds.

Haha, that's silly and not secretly what I've always darkly longed for without realising at all.

How is my ass going to hold the paintbrush???

The things I would do for actual species replacement therapy :hampter:

where do I sign up??

LET ME TURN INTO A ROBOT HORSE PLEASE.

but does it make me tiny and MOUSE LIKE

Don’t *talk* about it, just GIVE IT TO ME, DUINO! *braces for pie*

Let’s go!

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