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Keeping this address for when my dumb ass inevitably gets alligatored Their chief of medicine has a croctorate. This is reprehensible. You won't get away with this. They previously worked at the Gator Aid hospital CONVENIENT AIRBOAT PARKING Wait, the alligator is ALSO the doctor?! You want to cuddle one alligator. I would get fired/kicked out of there so quickly for making the same ‘bayou’ pun in every damn conversation. 
