JHB

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Just a knucklehead from old times.

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Once again, it is “driving out to Grobe Fruit Farm for fresh sweet corn on the weekend” season here in northeast Ohio. I’m Peramaxxing and Joe-pilled.

Gently squeezing my dog around her chest to calm her in a move I like to call “Budget Thundershirt” now that the neighborhood is lubed up enough with cheap domestic beer to start setting off their big fireworks.

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Apparently the government of the Yucatán recently erected a Poseidon statue on one of their major beaches. It’s a very heavily Mayan area, where people still pray to Chaac, the god of rainfall. They’re now being slammed with 3 hurricanes and significant flooding, leading to memes like this

Just lost my cybertruck virginity on the LORD’s own Sabbath day.

Still more gnashing of teeth and rending of garments as the day proceeds, but I have been expecting all of this since 1998: youtu.be/KGLH8e_dtOQ

Waking up to see a lot of mainstream Democrat accounts in full “She can still win if you vote for her!” mode, so I assume the debate went well.

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Waking up to see a lot of mainstream Democrat accounts in full “She can still win if you vote for her!” mode, so I assume the debate went well.

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einstein sent this to curie in 1911 when she was being harassed by tabloids. it contains everything you’d want in such a letter: (1) your haters are trash (2) you’re a baller, a true queen (3) i have determined the statistical law of motion of the diatomic molecule in planck’s radiation field 🧪⚛️

Working on a new musical genre: Dinghy Rock. Combining the SoCal aesthetics and easy melodies of Yacht Rock with the DIY musicianship and engineering of Garage Rock. Like the Mummies covering Kenny Loggins. Sound of the summer potential here.

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Sitting alone in my silent kitchen after finishing dinner, neighbor who had to have an ambulance come to the house twice in the past week just pulled into his driveway right outside the windows over the sink, “Dead Flowers” by The Rolling Stones blasting in his car.

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Andor screens replaced with @dril.bsky.social quotes

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like and repost and follow and tell all of your friends if you are also here to have a good time on the world wide web

And it goes like this The Bo, the Sai The Nunchuck twirl Katana slice The sensei rat instructing Cowabunga

[leonard cohen hallelujah voice] cowabunga

It’s tiny rabbit in the backyard season.

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Finally going to lose my virginity.

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AGAIN, I SAY TO YOU-

Cleveland is the greatest city in the world.

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This is an excellent description of the editorial failure behind The NY Times' decision to run Alina Chan's lab leak article. What's the value proposition to the readership of presenting a one-sided argument that most scientists find lacking? Did no editor bother to ask that question?

Cleveland is the greatest city in the world.

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Top Five Reasons COLUMBO victims must die: 5. Not good enough to marry my child. 4. Standing in the way of my big break. 3. Blocking my inheritance. 2. Knows about my scandalous past/affair. 1. Threatening to destroy all the good work we've been doing here at the Institute.

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Your day has been blessed by Moneybags Dale. Repost to get money

Superman Doomsday style eugenics/breeding program, but instead of trying to create an indestructible monster, it’s to create a dog that can eat chocolate, grapes, and guacamole.

Heinen’s is really pumping the Jon Secada right now, bouncing on the balls of my feet as I speed to the checkout. youtu.be/B6LhWbQthAI

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