Maria Bustillos: Drug-infested sex dens where you can learn about comma placement.

Drug-infested sex dens where you can learn about comma placement.

The Dewey decimal system is kinkyyyyyyy

Talk nerdy to me 🫦

Not as kinky as the LOC numbers

If anything I manage is ever described this way it’s going on my tombstone. Hell yeah

Oxford comma grudge sex

Eats, shoots and leaves

*Take deep bong inhalation* *stares out into space* Fuck the Oxford Coma.

<> “Like this?! Man I love the library!”

They're really going to try to convince Republican lawmakers to get rid of one of the last places where we don't have to buy something in order to visit. 🙃

It won't work if we don't let it

People don't realize how important libraries are. We need to fight like hell to keep them.

The natural conclusion one expects the current crop of book banners will soon reach: LSD on the pages of young adult novels.

Literature is sex right?

Such language! We don't use the c word here.

It has a better selection of current periodicals than many drug-infested sex dens, you gotta give the library that

Is that the reading room in the back with the curtain of beads in the doorway? (Or is that just the Fox News Green Room?)

At my local library you can learn about comma placement, borrow books, CDs, DVDs, read newspapers from all over the world, and checkout an apple-corer or seeds for your garden

I never happened upon these sex dens they're all terrified of. I feel cheated 😐

Just wait till you graduate to the semicolon.

For two days I’ve been staring at the comma after “wow” and wondering why everyone has a problem with it. Just now noticed the one in the screen cap. I’ll show myself out.

Thanks. Me too. Now I can let it go.

I'm going to the wrong libraries

You want to stick that comma where now?

When was the last time any of these jokers set foot in a library? I’m in my local library at least twice a week. It’s deightful

I go to the library for the hot DD babes in the stacks. Yeah, that’s right, I’ve kind of got a thing for the Dewey Decimal system.

Libraries have changed since I was a kid 🤔

that dangling preposition is exactly what you think it is.....

My how things change with time, we just went every two weeks to borrow books. I'd gone every day, for a more prurient education. Bless me father for I have sinned. It's been one day since my last trip to the library.

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