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Martin #509

@martin509.bsky.social

Cars, politics, Homestar Runner. He/him and Ukraine flag in bio.
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Today in pictures found while searching for something else. God. Fuck.
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what it feels like to get into an escalating war of cheap white-elephant gifts from the Steam sale
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Only the best ads on X, The Site Where Everything Is Happening
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Dude holy SHIT fernet & coke is fucking AWESOME
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lmfao Elon just revealed that nearly half of Twitter's likes are from bots
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I understand why the obviously stupid "dur the US military is weak dur we should triple the defense budget" stuff is here but lmfao why are they gassing up the USMC did no one tell the Heritage Foundation about FD2030, an actually good set of reforms that I'm sure they would hate passionately?
the u.s. air force, famous for not having the world's largest inventory of fifth-generation fighters, aerial tankers, stealth bombers, icbms....
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In this war, timely aid and permission to strike are playing a key role. Ukraine must not be limited by weapon types or target locations. Delays or restrictions risk missing a critical window of opportunity, prolonging the war. 🧵Thread about consequences and missed opportunities:
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I think the funniest part of the 'donald trump posts about a unified reich' thing is that he was specifically posturing to go back to the good old days of World War One
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Thinking about how Esperanto was invented in *1887* to bridge the huge, insurmountable, inconvenient language gap of... Romance languages
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Today in Achewoods that engraved themselves into my mind:
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Me after I hunt down the Honda executive who keeps greenlighting 2-door hybrids
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when does it stop being ADHD and start being that you're just a shitty, lazy stupid asshole? there's got to be a line right
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MY CULTURE ISN'T YOUR COSTUME
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DONE! The US Senate has now officially approved aid to Ukraine with a 79-18 vote. Later today, Biden will sign the bill after which aid will start flowing into Ukraine. A great day 🇺🇸🤝🇺🇦 www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-roo...
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LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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BIBI YOU FUCKING MORON WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
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Several explosions were recorded at the military air base in Dzhankoy, occupied Crimea. A large fire started afterwards. Russian attack helicopters are based here as well as S-300/S-400 missile launchers. FIRMS satellite images show several powerful fires.
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"agile scrum polycule" is so fucking vile it makes me want to retire from posting. how am i ever gonna post bait better than reality
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What do you mean there's a competitive sport for SLAPPING SOMEONE
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I showed this movie to a friend once, who likened it to being punched in the privates over and over.
what’s the worst movie you love? I used to watch wet hot american summer on repeat in college
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ONLY ON X, FOLKS! YOU CAN'T GET THIS MUCH GORE AND VIOLENCE ANYWHERE ELSE!
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Fuck that website, man.
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The doordash shit on the other website is fucking insane dude
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I must not doom. Doomerism is the mind-killer. Doomerism is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my doomerism. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see we're so fucking back.
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Horrific. At least 16 people were killed and 73 wounded in a Russian missile attack and double-tap strike on the port city of Odesa today, according to Ukrainian officials. Several first responders are among the dead and injured.
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Shout out to almanacks. No one ever sits back and reads an almanack anymore.