Matthew Kosinski

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It’s going to be funny when Biden lives to be like 100

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ALIEN starring Bernadette Peters

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As well-meaning publishers try to navigate the coming storm of state laws against diversity, I hope they'll consider Timothy Snyder's Rule #1 (from his slim book ON TYRANNY).

My gut is that it’s going to be Warnock

I bought a bike. My transformation into Calvin’s dad is complete

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lance guest's preparation to play alex rogan in the movie, the last starfighter (1984) archive.org/details/Ente...

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I encourage all my California entertainment folks to look into this, share it far and wide, and make a big stink to your elected officials. If this happens it’ll mess up a whole lot of people.

Either reporters make way more than I thought or The Onion was sold for way less than I could ever imagine

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You: AI never produces anything worthwhile... AI: Here are the Beach Boys singing 99 Problems by Jay-Z www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5EG...

The Beach Boys sing "99 Problems" by Jay-Zwww.youtube.com Voice: A.I.Vocal Performance + Siren Whistle: Myself

There’s a fantasy parents have where if they just let their kids go out with their friends unsupervised they’ll go bike riding or explore the woods or something, when really they usually just end up in some room huddled around an iPad

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REPUBLICANS: *fire Ronna McDaniel* NBC: *fires Ronna McDaniel* REPUBLICANS: How could the libs do this?

The Biden media people continue to be very funny

meanwhile on the other website

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Damn, Brandon

Criterion is really jumping the shark this month

Has the Royal Palace tried dispatching Mario?

There’s a target by me that took all this way too seriously and now half of their shelves are locked up and I refuse to go there again. Sorry, but I don’t want to have to find an employee to come unlock the deodorant for me.

Mentions of retail theft seem to be fading, their fever pitch cooling. What's changed? And how bad was the problem in the first place?

Retailers howled about theft last year. Why not now?www.npr.org Mentions of retail theft seem to be fading, their fever pitch cooling. What's changed? And how bad was the problem in the first place?

The vibe this week has been me trying to do small reasonable things and having them catastrophically blow up in my face

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Recent image from inside the Las Vegas Hyperloop

The Boring Company’s one dumb tunnel under Vegas that shuttles tourists back and forth in Teslas at 40 mph is full of toxic sludge that burns and permanently scars anyone who touches it.

Elon Musk’s Tunnel Reportedly Oozing With Skin-Burning Chemical Sludgefuturism.com Elon Musk's Boring Company has only built a few miles of tunnel underneath Vegas — but those tunnels have taken a toxic toll.

I don’t think most people on instagram know what “POV” means

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They’re not even bothering to hide it now: Jack Posobiec at CPAC: “Welcome to the end of democracy. We are here to overthrow it completely. We didn’t get all the way there on Jan. 6, but we will endeavor to get rid of it.” America, please don’t treat this election as normal politics.

Just remember: art is about human connection, not getting what you think you want on demand

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this is the most pathetic sentence? ever? www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

I tried to used chat gpt4 for a little work research, and it kept making stuff up. I tried repeatedly to get it to only give me factual responses, but it still made stuff up, and lied to me about giving me only true responses. Not great.

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devil world, screenshot, arcade (1987) vgmuseum.com/end/arcade/e...

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Yulestarn [YOOL-starn] (n.) -Noticeably bright star in the sky appearing on Christmas night “Cousin Wendell joyfully declared his sighting of the yulestarn to be a genuine Christmas miracle, only to discover upon telescopic examination that it was, in fact, the International Space Station.”

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Has *anyone* in US media done any reckoning or self-reflection about the fact that they got caught up in a bogus moral panic driven by big retailers? Will anyone do anything differently the next time around?

Column: How the retail lobby sold a $45-billion whopper about organized shopliftinglatimes.com Politicians and the press bought into the panic over organized shoplifting, but the source of the alarming statistic now admits that it was a lie.

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When we said "autopilot" we mean "you are the pilot of the automobile", why, what did you think it meant

PSA: the Ed Stasium mixes for the Tim reissue sound fucking amazing

There’s going to be a lot of low-budget indie zombie apocalypse movies shot on the 10 freeway over the next 3-5 weeks

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