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Matthew Oliphant

@matthewoliphant.com

buy my books: matthewoliphant.com/books

Author .:. Research & Design Leader .:. @matto from that other place

#writerSky, #writingCommunity, #indieAuthor. Sometimes #design, #ux, and #research. Also #pdx.

아이고, a tout pouvoir, y'all.
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It's one of those "intellect and romance over brute force and cynicism" kind of days.
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Got recommended by the VP of Product and still can't get past the screening call with a recruiter. I...
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Welp here we go...
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Anyway, I'm sure it'll be fine.
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Stay inside, get agitated, can't concentrate. Leave the house, melt, come back in, can't concentrate. Repeat as necessary?
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Just tried to take a pic of a flower and took a selfie instead.
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So... turns out it was a slippery slope after all. I'm going to marry this fan. Currently 98° on track to 101°.
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Today's agenda: 1. Optimize the house for keeping it as cool as possible. 2. Eating my feelings.
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Hope this windchill lasts throughout the day!
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I almost commented on a Nextdoor post. phew.
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Hey, #PDX... Try not to make any big decisions over the next 5-10 days.
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Is there a different paper we can anoint as being of record?
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It's that time of year when I hope for some of the people in my neighborhood to end up in the ER. Or set their own yard on fire and not mine. It's hot and dry here, but, sure, set off fireworks.
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Sometimes I write about #ux stuff... tldr: I have a request because almost every UX portfolio I've seen is too much: Make it easier for the next hiring manager who looks at your portfolio to be interested in what you're capable of doing. Don't bury the lede. uxmatto.com/writing/ux-p...
UX Portfolio Structure — ux mattouxmatto.com Make it easier for the next hiring manager who looks at your portfolio to be interested in what you're capable of doing. Don't bury the lede.
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I'd like to apologise for my contribution to the slide into societal decay. I just said, "Eachor carrot" instead of "Eat your carrot." To be fair, Pebble only understood one of those words.
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Last session: We're all gonna die. TPK. Tonight's session: We have a pet worm and it's name is Bluey.
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$20 million to paint over graffiti. $20 million to paint over graffiti. $20 million to paint over graffiti. $20 million to paint over graffiti. $20 million to paint over graffiti. $20 million to paint over graffiti. $20 million to paint over graffiti. www.oregonlive.com/business/202...
Oregon says it’s serious about highway graffiti cleanup. Can it stay ahead of the taggers?www.oregonlive.com The Legislature has allocated $20 million to clean Portland's freeways.
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Anyone else think cashews shouldn't be what they are?
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Claire is feckin' amazing. Tomorrow, I'll get the transmitted light version.
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Crossed out what doesn't apply. Light colored crossed ones are "it depends" / contextual.
Oh…
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Why does so much hold music sound like it was recorded onto a tape answering machine, played back, and recorded onto another tape answering machine, then played over the phone like it's a 1960s long distance call? Also it's way louder then the recorded messages that play in between music.
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I'm "tabling" at Bolt Fabric for Last Thursday on NE Alberta this week. Will have my books for sale. Claire works at Bolt and they invited me to join them. My first foray into public time with selling the things I've been working on for the past few years. Eep. #writerSky #writingCommunity #pdx
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Now add "cooperative time travel board game" to the list of projects to get done. 13 pages of notes (bullets). Sigh... Work on the project that's due soon, me! #writerSky #writingCommunity
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Two of my books finally showing up on the Powell's site. Still need to get on the shelves at some point, but... #writerSky #writingCommunity