What IF ... I ate everything on IHOP’s IF menu, which includes blue pancakes, a sandwich made with French toast, a pizza omelette, and a soda with a bomb pop shoved in it?
Let’s find out. Follow along here:
Next year, on the 10th anniversary of the first one of these adventures, can you rank all the menus? Maybe two rankings, one for how well it fits with the film and one by how glad you are to never eat it again. Or maybe just your just overall positive/negative of the experience.
As a kid I once drank too much blue slushie and puked, but it came out green because of how the blue colouring interacts with stomach acid. Science is magic.
Given how many times you’ve done this I think your statement that you have “no evident death wish” is questionable. Like I’m pretty sure you’ve eaten more of these tie-in menus than there are Death Wish movies.