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I am currently soliciting $100 million in backing for my new AI* company, "ExpertAI," which will reliably provide answers on every subject. * It's not AI, it's literally just grad students paid $40/hour to answer stuff. ** Which will still be cheaper to run than all this bullshit.
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Shit gimme 40$ an hour and I’ll do whatever
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Fun fact: that Alexa you ask for the weather? I do stuff like that to be paid Pennies a day as part of Amazons Mechanical Turk program.
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The only problem with that plan is that the graduate students won't be able to use Google to find the answers.
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Yeah, a mechanical turk would be more efficient
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Can this be a real thing, please? Writing means research and I'd sleep much easier knowing a well-paid grad student is on call to help.
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How will you also burn down the planet tho ?
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Isn't that how encyclopaedias got written? In the sixties, if not earlier? 😉
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Mine's called "TedAI" *Same concepts but it's just a bunch of people named Ted who do the answering.
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I used to be a grad student; am I still eligible for this program?
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I too can create a fake company based on Iain M Banks’ Culture series.
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$40/hr are you just trying to burn the VC money? #MinimumWageOrBust
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For sure it will be more accurate