Max Kennerly: Forrest Gump, front of the crowd on January 6th, going the wrong way, away from the open doors of the Senate.

remake Forrest Gump with updated references. What if Forrest get iPad. Forrest inadvertantly helps 9/11 hijackers catch their plane. Forrest accidentally kills Antonin Scalia.

Forrest Gump, front of the crowd on January 6th, going the wrong way, away from the open doors of the Senate.

Forrest Gump was on an actual tour with an intern from his congressman’s office. He accidentally blocked a doorway which prevented zip tie guy from getting to where several congresspeople were hiding

Gump breaks from the mob to use a toilet instead of a hallway

They did this on The Morning Show, no joke.

The rifleman who trips on the hatch to Saddam's spider hole just as his platoon is abandoning their search

Forrest Gump, Senator from AlaBAMA

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